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Sunday, November 11, 2007

The politically correct car

Recently in the news, Proton stated that they are interested in manufacturing an Islamic car. I have no ideas what that suppose to mean. So let me suggest some more cars Proton could produce.

A Muslim car - A car that have special Qiblat compass & an alarm to remind drives of prayer time.

A Hindu car
- A car that can detect the aura of the driver & automatically sent out chants when driver under stress or duress...especially on traffic jam.

A Buddhist car - A car equipped with every modern tech that represent Buddha philosophy and have a guidelines on respective deities & maps of nearby temples.

A Christian car - A car that has a function similar to ABS (Breaking system) that slows or stalls the car if the driver committed any laws like illegal U turn or drive through red light. Then alarm will sound in the form of Bible verses to remind drivers who is watching even when others don't.

An atheist car - A car that will remind drivers constantly the theory of relativity,the law of gravity, inertia theory & if there is an accident a probability of a miracle is very slim.

A bad Malaysian MP car - A car that is equipped with double woofer speaker system, the best & loudest silencer, platinum rimmed tyres, latest halogen head & tail lights, police sirens & strobes and wax to the max. But inside...NOTHING.

Malaysia Can Lah!

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